Friday, July 29, 2011

Reality Realty Funny Ad's




In today's real estate market you may need a Realtor who is a little Wacko to help come up with creative ways to get your home noticed and sold!  I truly enjoy these ads that make good use of a weird last name.

This is the face of Wendy Wacko of Royal LePage Foothills

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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Real Estate Movie Magic: A Real Life Disney Movie “UP" House

 
(Actual Utah "UP" House)
By Mon Sherie, Contributor

The cute as a button home in the Disney movie “UP” has found a place at 13215 S. 5390 West in Herriman Utah. Bangerter homebuilders have built a piece of movie magic, in the town of Herriman, with the home designed to look like the bright colorful cute house in the movie “UP”.

The home has been drawing a lot of attention with its fully recreated details such as the custom mailbox with Carl and Ellie’s name painted on the front, the garden hose reel and weather vane which all mimic the Disney “UP” house.        



The home will be open for the Salt Lake Parade Of Homes on July 29 – August 14th the home is 2,800 square feet with a 2 car detached garage and will be sold for $400,000.



























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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Reality Realty Tantalizing Tuesday Photo

 

UnCensored Version Below...WARNING: Not Suitable For Work (NSFW)
 

In today’s real estate market you got to bring out the “Big Ones” to get your house noticed and this is exactly what this woman did as she snapped unsuspected topless photos of herself for her listing of a 3 bedroom 2.5 bathroom home priced at 200k in Chamblee Georgia. 




Do you think she got any offers for her listing?   

(Actual Listing Page)

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Landlord Uses "Psychic Credit Check" For Renters!

 

 

By Mon Sherie, Contributor

A landlord in Brooklyn New York by the name of Mr. Herzfeld revealed to the NY Times that he occasionally uses a psychic/superintendent/property manager named Joan Baker to perform what she calls “psychic credit checks” interviews to see if a tenant will be reliable. 

Joan Baker has conducted more then 60 “psychic credit checks” on possible tenants and she has only been wrong 2 times.   Ms. Baker did admit to the NY  Times “that anyone can tell if someone’s crazy” but that her decisions are more then just a hunch about someone, it is more of a physical reaction she gets…where she can almost see what is going to happen once a tenant moves in.

Mr. Herzfeld confessed that he has never had a problem with anyone that Joan Baker has checked into and that she is effective in what she does.  One of the tenants in one of the 7 properties she manages said “if anybody’s psychic she is, she’s always predicting when things go wrong in our apartment…last year, when our sink busted, we didn’t tell anybody – but within a week she had installed a brand new sink.”  Even if Ms.  Baker’s method may seem far fetched to others, her tenants and her customers attest to her abilities and have a great deal of respect for her.


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Friday, July 22, 2011

Rates & Home Prices Are Low! Low! Low! But Can You Get A Loan?


 


You heard it before…. Home prices are at their lowest since 2001, mortgage rates are low and this is the best time to be a BUYER!  All this is true but there is a catch 22, it really don’t matter how low rates are if you can’t get a loan. .   The fact remains that about a quarter of people who apply for loans are TURNED DOWN according to the Federal Reserve.

The days of getting a loan fairly easy is most definitely over, even good borrowers with just a couple of blemishes on their credit are being denied loans according to chief economist for the National Association of Realtors.  Tougher credit standards have stripped the buyers market as much as 30% with potential buyers not even applying for loans anymore because they assume they will be denied.

Credit scores requirements have risen from 720 being average to now 760 for conventional loans that are backed by Fannie and Freddie.  The average credit score for FHA backed loans have risen from 660 being average to now 700 being the average credit requirement.  Those borrowers with credit scores in the sub-620’s will find that loans are almost nonexistent for them. 

The difficulty of getting a loan in today’s market just don’t stop at credit, as a lot of lenders are requiring 15 to 20% down payment on home purchases, which is a far cry from the days of almost 5 to 0% down.  And it it’s about to get even harder for buyers, The new 20% Down Payment Law that was proposed buy Federal Regulators is due to be voted on by September of 2011.

The law would require banks to keep 5% of some of the loans on their books, specifically loans with less than 20% down instead of selling them off as securities in the stock market.  The result will be that banks will be unlikely to issue loans with less than 20% down.  First-time buyers will find it harder to come up with such a big down payment which will further drive down the demand in the housing market.

Well here is some what good news, If this new law gets passed, Fannie, Freddie and FHA loans will be exempt from the requirements and they represent more then 90% of the market right now.  The government however wants to reduce the presence of the three agencies in favor of private lenders, so maybe that is not so good news after all!

So what should you do if you want to buy?  First thing first know that knowledge is power and knowing about the market that we are in right now will start you on the process of discovering other options to your homeownership dreams. Where there is a will there is a way!! 

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By Mon Sherie, Contributor

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Retirees Homes Could Be Going Up The River.... LITERALLY!

Reality Realty Funny AD

I believe this agent probably received many calls based on his ingenious use of his name!
PUNCH SOCKALINGAM

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A NEW TREND IN RENTING: RENTER + HOME OWNER = "HOMESHARING"

By Mon Sherie, Contributor

You have got to love the way hard times bring out the creativity in the best of us. With the decline of the economy, job loss, home prices and other life altering situations more and more people are turning too “HOMESHARING” as a way to offset their home living costs.

Homeowners are looking for additional income by renting out spare bedrooms in their homes to offset their mortgage and home related costs. On the other end of the spectrum roommates are looking for inexpensive housing in “homesharing” which makes for a win win situation for both parties.

This latest trend has also opened the door for new programs that offer FREE services, that plays matchmaker to renters and home owners by matching the renters with inexpensive housing and the home owner with a cash ready renter.


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Out Of This World Real Estate

 

By Mon Sherie, Contributor

Samplr Lunar Deed


While, it might be harder to get financing in today’s real estate market here on earth, you have none of those worries buying real estate on the MOON! That’s right… folks are purchasing land on the moon and it’s called “Extraterrestrial Real Estate.” There are several sites that offer you the opportnity to own land on the moon, with certificates of ownership called Lunar Deeds, Martian Deeds or similar. These deeds do not have any legal standing here on earth due to the "Outer Space Treaty" enacted in 1967, that forbids private ownership of extraterrestrial real estate.

The “Outer Space Treaty” law has not stop sites like “ Lunar Embassy” from selling and offering financing for Lunar Properties to those who want to purchase land on the moon. Dennis Hope the owner of “Lunar Embassy” has said to have found a loop hole in the UN’s International Space Treaty, which has allowed him to claim ownership of the moon along with the rest of the solar system. He has since made over 9 million dollars selling moon land at $22.49 per acre.

Well, as you can see by the millions of dollars that Dennis Hope has made, that people ARE actually purchasing land on the moon. The question remains…. are those Lunar Deeds just for novelty purposes or will you be able to cash in those out of this world property dealings for some real hard cash?

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Monday, July 18, 2011

Monday's Reality Realty Madness: Man Pays $16 For A $330,000 Home



Now that's creative & patient! I am sure he is saying a prayer that he makes it to the 3 year mark alive and unscathed!

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Rent Has Gone Up Up & Away

By Mon Sherie, Contributor

If you have had the opportunity of finding a place to rent in today’s market then you are well aware of how crazy and expensive the rental market has become. Rental prices are high due to homeownership dwindling and that wonderful effect of supply and demand. Not only is the rent peculiarly high so are some of the requirements to get into rentals. Some landlords are not only asking for 1st and last months rent but also 1 and 2 months of security deposits as well! This can lead to many renters having to shell out thousand of dollars (in some cases almost the equivalent of a down payment for a home) just to RENT!!

There seems to be no end at sight for the moment as investors scoop up distressed properties and other rental properties and then lease them out at higher rents. Also with the possibility of the new 20% Down Payment Mortgage law looming over the horizons could mean that rentals will continue to stay high as more and more people find themselves unable to buy a home.


Well what does that mean for renters looking for a place to call home??? Using some creativity, patience and a prayer …oh and let’s not forget MONEY!!


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